Forever 21 Closing Rumors Prompt Hilarious ‘Bitches, We’re 35’ Twitter Thread for Moms

Forever 21, the fast-fashion giant, might file for bankruptcy. That means the mall staple would close unprofitable stores and restructure its debt and financing, according to a report by Bloomberg. It also means saying goodbye to impulse buys of trendy crop tops and rainbow glitter makeup brushes that those of us well over the age of 21 never need—but feel this strong gravitational pull toward.

Now, the trendy chain isn’t closing for good; but if it does, Twitter user @baddestmamajama has a hilarious replacement. Enter a brand-new store for those over “Taco Tuesday” shirts and barely-there rompers. It’ll be called: Bitches, We’re 35. The rest of Twitter went nuts for this imaginary retailer, chiming in with their must-haves, including opaque T-shirts, plus sizes for every item and SEAMS THAT MATCH. Check out some of our favorite responses to the viral thread:

No, I Couldn’t Pull This Off at 20

Will There Be a Cold Brew Scent As Well?

The Kids Can Play at the Arcade

Equal Oppurtunity Fashions

Pockets, Pockets…POCKETS!

No More Pulsing Techno Beats or Shirts on the Ground

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